How to be Thankful

Are people inherently good or inherently evil? A little bit of both.

I had a notmare last night. I'm not sure it can really be categorized as a nightmare, so it's a notmare. I fell asleep with Lindbergh (with narcolepsy, that's kind of a thing I do) and I was violently woken out of a lovely slumber. In my notmare, Soldier was breaking up with me. Again. And I was sobbing and just saying no over and over. I woke up kind of feeling like I was crying in real life. I had fallen asleep in my contacts so I'm not sure if I was crying or not...my eyes don't like me a whole lot when I sleep in contacts. But wow. Why would I dream about that? Apparently my subconscious is a giant bitch-face. I'm mad at her. 

So I've met the whole Lindbergh family now. I met Papa Lindbergh and Younger Brother Lindbergh on Thanksgiving. 
And last night when I sat up to leave, he wrapped himself around me and told me I couldn't leave because he'd miss me. I'm not sure how I feel about all this stuff. 

Alright, so I'm a couple days late, but I'm thankful for all my sexy, awesome, fun readers! (THAT'S YOU!!!) I hear that they don't celebrate Thanksgiving in other countries, but you all should get on that shit. The whole point is to stuff your faces with turkey and cranberries and mashed potatoes&gravy and sweet potatoes and pumpkin everything and spend time with your family and it's GLORIOUS. Eating and enjoying the ones you love. 
And then (because 'Murica) we ruin it all with Black Friday. Who came up with this shit? I refuse to go shopping, and don't even leave the house if I can help it. PEOPLE DIE. They have the internet for shopping now! But pretty much now until Christmas is hell at all retail establishments. Lindbergh wants to go shopping this weekend. I'm only agreeing because he'll let me pick out clothes for him. But he's kind of cheap so I'm not sure how that's going to work out. 

So in honor of Thanksgiving and the people who don't really understand what it means, I read an awesome Live Tweet a little bit ago. Read it. Read it right now! You're welcome for bringing this amusement into your life. #TeamElan 
Live Tweeting the Fight with 7A