Back to the Drawing Board

So the blog is back up. For those of you coming back, I've missed you. Also, I SERIOUSLY regret getting rid of it the first time...there were some great stories and I'm not sure I can recreate them very well. 

Anyway here's the rundown for my returners--the reason I got rid of the blog in the first place was because I thought I'd found THE ONE. The stupid part is you know how I feel about the One. Anyway he seemed amazing (big surprise) but decided at some point that he wasn't in love with me, and apparently should have been by that time. In keeping with my usual routine, I'm not at all doing well with the break up. But, also keeping to normal, the stories have started back up. 

For those of you just joining us, I'll try and sum up the blog. 
First off, this blog is meant to be purely humor. Although you'll also find it can get depressing, angry, irritating, grateful...it pretty much runs the gamut of emotions. It began a while back when I started having crazy weird things happen to me with the whole dating game. I finally mentioned to my parents (who are AWESOME) that I should just start a blog, to which my dad replied "You could call it 'Richard Cranium!'" (And if you happen to not get it, let me break it down for you slowly...what's a nickname for Richard? And what's the more common word for cranium? Got it? Good. I'm proud of you!) So I actually did start the blog, and it kind of took on a life of its own. We had some special features--Richard Cranium of the Day, Richard Cranium words, ways to spot a Richard Cranium...pretty much whatever I came up with. Oh I also like to use guest stories (I call them Celebrity Shots, like in beer pong), but I of course can't help but add commentary. Plus the important part--the disclaimer--I don't use people's real names, and I try not to use any identifying information. Hmm...that's all the important information I can think of right now. 

I have my first post in mind (would it technically be the second post? is this the first one? or does this count as the introduction? Yeah...I'm gonna call it the introduction). Right, so I have the first post in mind but I'm not sure I'll get it up today (that's what she said does not work in this instance...that's just awkward)...my bestie is in town and I get to go see her pretty face! 

Hopefully this one does as well as the previous blog...well, I guess it's just an extension since it has the same name. Thanks to those of you reading, I hope you find some humor in it. :)